i am Ekho (Unisex Sponge Fleece Pullover Hoodie)

Ekho's Voice

This hoodie serves as a duel Convo-Commencing Cover-up or a Conversation-Repellant Cloak depending on your mood.

Directions for use:

To promote conversations, wear it hoodie down, with an accompanying i am Ekho coffee cup. Be sure to make uncomfortably long eye contact with and smile at strangers on the street. Say hi to people you barely know, and, to show that you are a Good Samaritan, hold the door for people who are so far away from the entrance that they feel obligated to pick up their jaunt. People will feel obliged to compliment you on your swag or, at least, ask you 'Who is Ekho?', which is the perfect opportunity for a full-out tongue wag.

To avoid humans and chitter-chatter, wear it hoodie up, avoid eye contact like a narcissist avoids accountability, and take allies and back doors when at all possible. Try not to shower for a few days before venturing out to ensure friends and fling monkeys alike scurry across the street when they see you coming.

Features

The unisex sponge fleece pullover hoodie is a blend of Airlume cotton and polyester. The percentages vary according to color. A pouch-style pocket spreads across the lower half of the garment’s front. The hood can be tightened with a white drawcord. Both cuffs and waistband have ribbing for extra grip.

.: 52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester (fiber content may vary for different colors)
.: Medium fabric (7.0 oz /yd² (240 g/m²))
.: DTG colors - Medium fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Retail fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size